Ep. 22 Our Perfect Holiday Special!

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2012

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In episode 22 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May goes on Joey Diaz's podcast with his and his wife Lahna Turner's little girl, April. Comedian Ben Gleib and Lahna head to the Santa Monica hotel where he lost his virginity. Lahna then meets up with comedian Felicia Michaels at the mall in Los Angeles, where they shop and sit in arousing massage chairs. The band of the week is Waterfall Wash.

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas to you and your family, Ralphie Mae.
0:02.0	How you doing, brother?
0:03.9	I'm doing great, man.
0:05.5	I'm here at Tennessee.
0:06.9	Right now, I'm here with my daughter, April, June, May.
0:10.3	She's got a message for you, Uncle Joey.
0:12.7	Hit me.
0:13.2	Uncle Joey.
0:14.0	Yeah, baby.
0:14.8	See me, Cox, sucker.
0:18.5	I love you, baby. Get it together, motherfucker. Get it together, motherfucker. I love it. If your daughter's at home right now, that's how she needs to talk to you. A little girl telling you in the morning, get it together, motherfucker. That'll make a big difference in your life right there. That's motivation.
0:46.6	I like the house to cold.
0:49.4	I like to keep it hot.
0:52.3	I don't care much for cooking.
0:54.9	I like to eat a lot scares me where she's driving
0:57.8	And that always causes a fight
1:00.4	I like to fuck in the morning
1:03.2	And I like to fuck at night
1:05.8	Sometimes it drives me crazy
1:12.9	All those things you do
1:15.6	You're a big fat gentile
1:18.7	And you're a dirty Jew
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