Captain, I give you 20 minutes, and then I will blow up the earth if I do not get my demands met.

Out.

Defended transmission.

All right, crew.

I can't believe we're the only ship around.

Why don't they just leave some ships around Earth, Ma?

I know, never.

Most of the fleet is defending Vulcan. There's an alien probe demanding to talk to some extinct Vulcan raccoons.

Yeah, but send... leave somebody at Earth.

I'm actually a little confused as to why we weren't included. Well, it would serve them right if we don't get this done and they blow up the Earth. Lauren, set in a course for Earth. Uh, warp 9. Okay, engage. Engage. Does this mean that I can get those churros I wanted? Yes, you can get the churros. If we save Earth. If, all right. That makes sense. Captain, it's Fritz in engineering. Yes, go ahead. Do we have the OK from Staffleet to be going warp 9? Well, we don't have time to get approval right now. We just... Ah, Admiral Jeffries has been on my cage. Just go warp 9. I'll deal with it later. As a personal favor to you, I will be going to Vub 9, but I will be getting true to out.

Make it 9.5.

I can do that. I'm I'm Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.

Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbemite Hayes.

Sean Kelly as science officer, Chris Watson.

Irene Marquette as security chief, Lieutenant Lady Cola.

Gwif Nax Dean as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbender.

Joseph Wolff Phillips as Councillor Jaffe Whitman

Nick Wagner as navigation officer and St. Charles Lorum

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter

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