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🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We should talk about the guy who ran a marathon on me. |
| 0:20.0 | What? |
| 0:21.1 | We should talk about the guy who ran a sexual marathon. Let's talk about the guy who ran a marathon on me. What? What? We should talk about what? |
| 0:22.1 | Sexual marathon. |
| 0:23.4 | Let's talk about the guy who ran a sexual marathon on me. |
| 0:26.0 | We should talk about the guy who was 36 when Twilight Eclipse came out, introducing Peter. |
| 0:33.0 | Woo! |
| 0:35.1 | That's not the greatest intro. |
| 1:11.6 | I'm too fat. No, it's a child's slide, man. It's a child's slide. All right. Don't feel too bad. Come on in. Sit on, man. Oh, are we talking Twilight? Yeah, so we're going to have to get that. Are you at Twyth? Get it close? No. Nice job. Are you a team Edward or Jacob? It's a great question. Edward, of course. Why of course? Because Jesus is Edward. I think on hindsight in the, in our modern society, Edward is now known as a pedophile. Oh no, no, it's Jacob. He was the one who imprinted. That was, that was Jacob. Excuse me. Jacob is a pedophile. Right. |
| 1:12.6 | So Edward looks like a pet-fi. Edward actually, low-key, also a pedophile, because he's like, canonically, like, a hundred and seven years old. Yes. And he's like, I'm really- That's fine. I'm into this. That's okay. This is why I'm so torn. |
| 1:26.2 | Which one do I like? |
| 1:26.9 | And our friend here lives in Japan. |
| 1:28.3 | Six, seven choices here. |
| 1:29.3 | If you could not say stuff like that around him. But yeah, thanks you guys for having me. Seriously, this is so cool. Yeah, Team Jacob for me. What's cool about it? Well, you know, I feel closer to people my age. So it's like we're hanging out with the guys who still run and get like 10 restaurants in a row. |
| 1:44.9 | I feel like, this is fun. |
| 1:46.4 | You guys are playing D&D like dorks. |
| 1:49.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:49.9 | And I like I was watching you. |
| 1:51.9 | I was worried about your mental state because you've been on at the time of this recording, |
| 1:56.2 | you've been on this league slide where I thought you just come in here, |
| 1:59.3 | Royed raged and like pissed off. Oh no, Royd promise. Very low testosterone levels in my body. Nothing. That can't be drew your bald. I got the unfortunate testosterone. By the way, amazing hair. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. You really do. I got. Yeah. You look great. I was just telling you, |
| 2:19.6 | of course, that when I was in college, it was ages ago, and my dad came to watch me in this play |
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