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The Yard

Ep. 221 - We Touched Grass

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about the new Taylor Swift album, participating in the competitive field day against each other, and how Ludwig was spotted on TV at the baseball game... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's a thigh.

0:15.9

Welcome.

0:17.9

Are we going?

0:18.8

It's a thigh day for y'all.

0:20.1

I want a bite. Mine don't look delicious. They're bigger than normal. We got two hams and two famished. Gross looking. How would we describe my quote unquote hams? Alongated balls. They look like hairy nuts. They've aired out a little too long Yeah you need to be put in the French

0:39.4

Iberica hams bro

0:41.0

What does that mean?

0:43.2

They're thinly sized bro

0:44.3

And they come with a tuna crudo appetizing

0:46.8

I got the shit they put on pizza in France

0:48.8

Yes

0:50.0

It's exactly like this world

0:51.8

And I don't want it

0:52.8

French people when they have to work more than two hours in a row, Oh, Shuck me, Bill! Oh, I must get to sleep right now. It's, uh, what time is it? It is noon. I guess I opened my business. I guess I opened my business because it's noon and I was just woken up. It's Tuesday. I am off Tuesday. I am off Tuesday. the fuck because work. It's not work day. French people, when they have to put any sort of good ingredients together to make a palatable meal. Oh my sake. Oh, it tastes a bit too good. It's something. There's some poop we can find and just wring up this poop. French food is literally good. It's tough because it is a famously good game. Maybe there is some shit. I don't know. Slime when there's something to eat that's not a salad. Yeah. Sacreda. I still say some climber. Can you blame him for liking salad? Is that really what we're getting them for? Yes.

1:44.4

Yes.

1:44.5

I guess fucking sue me the lulcow for fucking eating salad.

1:47.8

Yes, bro.

1:48.6

You don't have shit on me these days.

1:50.0

My cow of a lover who only eats fucking lettuce.

1:52.1

I'm teflon done.

1:53.2

You don't got shit on me right now.

1:54.4

What the fuck does that even mean, bro?

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