Ep. 223 - WE RANKED EVERY CANDY! (Halloween 2025)

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

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🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 159 minutes

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This halloween special, the boys do a candy tier list! The boys separate different candy you can find trick-or-treating into different tiers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Uh, so I got something to tell you guys.
0:19.0	Uh, so I got, I got someone to tell you guys.
0:27.3	What is it?
0:28.5	I went to the dermatologist this morning to get the whole thing checked out, you know?
0:34.5	Yeah, right.
0:36.7	And it's not looking good. You know, you guys won. Wow. Wait, this actually happened. No, this actually happened. And also, I'm here. I don't know if you guys didn't have it. I'm sorry. The empty chairs just started talking. So, my bad. So it's real? So it's real. What did they tell you? you're like a, you're like a, the Norwood, they'd make a new number. It was like, Norwood like beta delta.
0:58.0	He'd, So it's real? So it's real. What'd they tell you? You're like a, you're like a, the Norwood, they'd make a new number. It was like Norwood like beta delta. He gave me a list of options. And it's like, you know, there's, I can take medication and shit like that, right? He just started a razor sound. And I was like, what if I just covered it up all the time? Yeah, for the audio listeners, Aiden is dressed as a furry for Halloween. Well, he's dressed as a wolf. So I feel like... Can you stand up and show and wag it for everyone? Just, we just wag it around. Wag a moment. Dude, the thighs are unbelievable. Dude, they are so thick. Dude, look at it wag. That's not a wag, man. You know how to shake. The thighs look like... There it is. Oh, man. Sexy. Dude, that hits the G-spot. The male G-spot, so crazy. I've been knocking shit right. These thaws been knocking shit down over the office. You look like you could jump 200 feet in the air. You got too much. It might need to be a helmet comes off party. Like, well, how about you show us? Let's see what the hair doctor said. Yeah, show us with a hair doctor. Because I think he might have been wrong. Don't bow your head. Don't be sad. Don't be sad. No, don't be sad. No, don't go for you.
2:03.0	We're not going to make fun of you.
2:05.1	Don't be a sad book.
2:06.1	We're not going to make fun of you.
2:07.7	Of course.
2:07.9	We have never done that.
2:09.1	We have a track record of making fun of me in this situation.
2:12.3	We're talking about it on this show.
2:14.9	Specifically here?
2:16.0	We, it's not going to happen.
2:22.1	It looks good.
2:24.2	It looks good, man.
2:25.4	Pull it back.
2:26.3	Oh my God.
2:27.5	Wow.
2:27.9	It keeps going back.
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