Ep. 220 - We Traveled Across the World (w/ Michael Reeves)

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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This week, the boys are joined by Michael Reeves! They talk about going participating in Squeezie's GP Explorer 3, Slime & Nick being points on the scavenger hunt, and how we have reached the end of the Art of the Yard saga... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You look gay today. You look gay today. Why? Because you're wearing such boring clothes.
0:07.2	I'm wearing our yard pants. We sold these. Put into our merch on blast at the beginning of the
0:13.2	read. I thought you weren't wearing the merch. Dude, I'm wearing our merch right now. I know,
0:16.9	but I thought it was going to be like you look. I'm wearing our merch literally. with our lovely merch staff, we went through all of our warehouses and got every piece of old inventory from every job that we have and all of it is on sale on the yard.
0:32.6	dot sale right now.
0:34.6	Oh yeah.
0:35.6	If you want any piece of our old merch, some items are in stocked, like less than five units,
0:40.3	some are a couple hundred.
0:42.3	You can dig through the whole store.
0:44.3	It's available until it sells out.
0:46.3	Go to yard.
0:47.3	Dot sale.
0:48.3	Everything's on sale.
0:49.3	You won't.
0:50.3	Go check that.
0:51.3	The pants are gay.
0:52.3	I bet you won't.
0:53.3	I bet you won't. You won't get these gay pants. I'm trying to talk about some shit right now. You're talking about some shit right now. You're chomping at the bit. Air it out, blood. Stop it. What are you doing over there? Young man, stop it. Michael is vindictively rubbing the mic against his very puffy jacket because you made him sit in a birchette chair. Rub it on your puffers, Michael. Michael rubs his puffers for you? ASMR, 1080P? Michael, how big your nipples? Big enough? Well, no, but like compare it to the average, do you think? Okay. Oh. Okay. You are larger than I thought. They're a little bigger than I would thought. You beat me. They are like a... You got mosquito bites. No, you got normal ass nipples. You have Michael have the same size nipples. But yours is just on a much larger bod. Oh, fishy. Have you guys ever touched him together?
1:45.1	Yeah.
1:46.2	Helpful. I asked Ludwig. He didn't reply, but I was like, we had to plan out all this stuff because he's like in this weird, like, sex cult fucking mansion. It's so weird. You can talk about it soon. But I was like, so are we having come slave Michael on? and he didn't reply.
2:00.7	Is that what he said?
2:01.7	He did phrase it like that.
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