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Ep. 221 New Coke, Epstein Hoax?

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence?


Also in this episode:

– The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy

– A masterclass on carbonated seduction

– Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel

– The mystery of binders, Dan Bongino, and Epstein

– The Mafia, JFK, and coupon book intelligence

– Johnny Got His Gun and transhumanist hell

– Ray’s proposal for a client list protest in D.C.

– Sydney Sweeney’s $1B lingerie deal with Jeff Bezos

– Why hobos used to have better style than you

– And a nostalgic plea for the return of dignity via haberdashery


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Kump.

0:01.8

A lot of people have egg on their face today.

0:04.9

A lot of people who questioned Donald Trump on his Epstein business.

0:12.1

Do you feel he's been vindicated?

0:13.8

Well, I mean, look, I'm a results-oriented individual.

0:17.7

I look at the results of a man who is president and what he accomplishes,

0:22.4

and these people want to just bring a man down. But we're looking now at, I mean,

0:27.5

he says, I don't know, I mean, if Coca-Cola agrees, but Trump says he's convinced

0:33.2

the Coca-Cola company, one of the oldest companies in the history of the world, as far as I'm

0:37.7

concerned, to go back to using cane sugar.

0:42.6

So what's a few broken eggs?

0:45.3

What's a few broken dreams, few broken childhoods in the face of Coca-Cola, tasty, bubbly?

0:53.7

Do you realize that I grew-

0:54.7

The America, the America of cane sugar soda is the America Trump promised to bring back?

1:00.9

Look, the cane sugar is like, you know the story of Kane and Abel?

1:05.7

Yeah.

1:06.2

And you're the sons of Adam and Eve and Abel slew Kane.

1:10.4

And that's what got this whole ball rolling, I think.

1:13.2

The whole ball of scent, yeah.

1:14.3

I didn't quite read every book of the Bible.

1:17.0

Every word.

1:17.7

I didn't pour over every word.

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