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Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy. Plus: Ray’s childhood crabapple trauma, a defense of violent unions, and why Batman is the real intelligence asset.


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0:00.0

Imagine a breakfast wrap. You know the one, because there really is only one.

0:07.6

Sausage, egg, cheese, bacon and a potato rusty all wrapped together. Yep, there it is. I think my work here is done.

0:18.5

Served until 11 a.m.

0:20.1

Welcome to Kump.

0:22.0

We are back.

0:23.9

We, you know, a couple days later, we were online for days to see this new Superman film.

0:29.6

I refused to use apps and to sign up, and I had to wait in line, just defiling myself.

0:36.9

I wouldn't, you know, we didn't lose your together. She said, stand here, go to the bathroom. I'll keep our little spot. I didn't trust some, you know, freedom fighter, some local freedom fighter lists, they wouldn't come over and beat my wife to death. So I just, I stood guard. You were afraid of me getting settled? You know, there's a lot of, you know, we're a sanctuary city. I don't want you to be the, you know, the sanctuary victim of, uh, there's no Superman in New York, you know. So I, we, we, we. That's very true. Yes. So we, uh, occasionally somebody like, you know, with a, with the with the right mental illness for the moment.

1:12.0

Right.

1:12.3

Might intercede on your behalf.

1:14.7

Yeah.

1:15.3

But it's sloppily.

1:16.6

Like a cop, you mean?

1:18.9

Well, I guess it could be a cop.

1:20.3

A cop who, who nodded off his prozac for his moment, that moment of Claire.

1:25.6

Oh, let me help this fat man.

1:28.7

I like to think that every dollar

1:30.7

I give to a homeless man in New York City.

1:33.9

Right.

1:35.1

I'm laying down money to create my little fiefdom.

1:39.1

So if the moment ever comes,

1:41.1

in my mind,

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