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The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Donald Trump was told in May that his name was among many names in the Epstein files.

And I believe his name showed up multiple times, which makes it all...

Multiple times.

I believe.

I believe it was...

What Justice Department officials reviewed when Attorney General Pam Bonnie called a truckload of that. I mean a truckload. We keep getting these things. A truckload of documents, but then the binders and the binders basically said like, you know, Jeffrey Epstein was a financier in New York or something. Yeah, I don't want the truck. just sort it all out. What was in there? Was the binder just like, you know, Jeffrey Epstein was a financier in New York or something. Yeah, I don't want the truck.

I just sort it all out. But wasn't it? It was a binder just like a trapper keeper and there was like a folder and had like a picture of just laying on it, right? And it's just like just laying, Jeffrey's friend. You know, like May, Bondi and her deputy informed the president of a meeting at the White House the White House that his name was in the Epstein files. Many other high-profile figures were also named. I believe, yeah, I don't know if it's multiple times. I'll be either a grand jury perjury, you know, in front of Congress three days. Wait, why you get multiple times? I don't know. There's a lot of news. It's hard to keep track, Senator, congressman. But I'm pretty sure. But either whether, look, I can guarantee one thing. My name's in those files in zero times. So I'm fine. That's what I love about you. Thank you. You ain't got to find my name. I mean, if you do, oh, my, I mean, that's, there really is. No. But there's no bottom to this. Like the whole kind of, I'd be honestly, the smartest thing to do for Trump would have been, like, just put the, like, get the census and just put that in the thing. So everyone's guilty. You know? Yeah. That would have been the real dead man switch. Like he just, just write a little program. You get the census data. You put every, I mean, honestly, that would be trivial for a computer of today's power. It's true. You think, oh, but there's millions of names. Cairs as a computer. It's a fast computer.

They can do that.

It's interesting to, what is, what is the deeper text of this news story?

Let's just go a little bit.

The official said it was routine, oh, here, the official said it was routine briefing that covered a number of, and then Trump's appearance in the documents wasn't the focus.

So this is just an aside?

This is just like, look.

So, yeah, we arrested some guys, a cat burglar, and then your name showed up in the F.C. files.

And we were thinking of repainting some of the courts, blue.

That's nice, right?

Blue courts?

I mean, what is this?

I mean, this is the second most important news of the day.

Didn't they also report today that, like, they renamed the opera house of the Kennedy Center after Melania?

Why is that not partisan report?

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