Oh ho ho! Merry cage miss! What is Nicholas Cage brought us this year? Why it's the trust?

And a happy cage-a-ca!

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm

Elliot Kaelin, I have a strong Stuart. Why are we still doing this? The whole thing?

Yeah, the entire life for the flop house. Yeah, why are we doing well I guess live in the

flop house. Stuart, you should be triumphant. After all, I said happy cage-a-ca and you

immediately afterwards when we were done with the intro corrected me by saying

shouldn't have been Hanukage. So you were right. You should be exultant but Dan's

probably gonna leave that on the old cutting room floor. No, no, no, no. That's where it goes in and cuts the computer in here.

He cuts a hole in the floor to get to the safe underneath it. Spoiler alert for the movie.

This imagines that I cut anything from any episode ever. Or that I've listened to

the podcast before. So Stuart, what's got you down? Yeah, come on. This has been a wonderful time of year.

Yeah, it's I mean it's winter out. Leaves are fallen. Children calling. Yeah, what else?

Bros. Ballon. One, two Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock of the door.

Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, okay. Five, six. Get a crucifix. Seven, eight.

Let's say a better stay up late. Nine ten. A big fat hand.

Story checks out your math. That's up. Hold on. Let me check Christmas calculator.

Yep. Good holiday cheer. So Dan, it's what what is this show and what do we do on it?

This show is called the flop house. Yeah. It's a five past. If you thought you were listening to

99% visible or radio lab or something that has actual factual content. You have some weird

aphasia. You have chosen the wrong one because you're about to enter a world of nonsense.

Yep. Here's some pain stuff. You should know. Well, wait, it actually you should know that you're

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