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The Flop House

Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Comedy, Film, Elliott Kalan, Review, Badmovies, Tv & Film, Bad Movies, Arts, Dan Mccoy, Movies, Stuart Wellington, Bad, Humor

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

It's hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron "materialism-is-good" explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra's sexual habits, and Dan is genuinely disturbed by this movie's theology. Wikipedia synopsis for Saving Christmas Movies recommended in this episode: The Squid and the Whale Arrival Don't Breathe If you would like to contribute to the Flop House Facebook charity drive for Planned Parenthood, GO HERE. Flop House Christmas opening theme by John M. Davis and closing theme by Jon Biegen. REMINDER: Alamo Brooklyn LIVE SHOW tickets go on sale MONDAY.

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0:00.0

On this episode we discuss saving Christmas.

0:04.0

Wait, we discuss how we're gonna save Christmas or is there a movie called saving Christmas?

0:09.0

It's a movie directed by Mel Gibson. No.

0:30.0

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house I'm Dan McCoy. Hey Dan it's me Stuart Wellington.

0:46.0

Hey guys Elliott Kaelin here and ready for more flop testing fun.

0:51.0

And we are the flop house. Ho ho ho it's December. Merry December.

0:58.0

You better watch out you better December you better not pout I'll tell you December.

1:04.0

It's it's slightly colder than November.

1:08.0

But not as cold as January all get my February is cold too March sometimes to by the time you get to April it's warming up.

1:18.0

No we're not doing short a day of the year is in December.

1:24.0

Merry December to all the fans December December December I made it out of days and when December is over it'll be January.

1:35.0

Oh December December December the month of the end of the year December December December.

1:41.0

Spiders are what I fear come on God not really true I'm not afraid of spiders but it fits Stuart has a cold he says so yeah cold heart.

1:51.0

He's a regular scrooge. He's going to be visited by three spirits.

1:56.0

A scob in both left for the same show.

2:01.0

We do we have to do a podcast.

2:05.0

Stuart is having the double whammy of feeling a little sick and also having just watched the movie saving Christmas starting Kurt Cameron which is almost not a movie.

2:14.0

It is pushing the boundaries of what can be a film as much as any art film I've ever seen.

2:21.0

Yeah it's very experimental.

2:23.0

Like if you were to ask me what's more of a movie this or wax or the discovery of television among the bees I'd be like well that has a plot.

2:30.0

It's a plot about a man with a six sided TV and his head that bees put there and emerges by bomb into two Iraqi soldiers are in the Gulf War but that's more of a movie than this.

2:39.0

This is definitely the my dinner dinner with Andre of low budget Christian films.

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