Eric was trying to speak Spanish to me before this episode began and I didn't appreciate it because even though I am someone who, as they described on Instagram, that I look like I could be a cholo from the 1980s, I don't understand a single word you said to me.

I counted to three in Spanish.

Well, I can't.

High-level stuff.

That explains the confusion. I can't count a three in English.

So I'm not sure it's a language barrier at this point.

Yeah, this isn't a linguistics thing.

This is just, you know, your level of...

Comprehension.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Speaking of which, I thought it was interesting, Eric, how in this upcoming episode,

we're actually going to expose Eric as someone who's not well read.

Fictional, I should say, because he does confuse Arthur Conan Doyle with Arthur C. Clark.

He said Arthur C. Clark wrote Sherlock Holmes, which I don't know how I feel about that,

because my world's crumbling, my perception of you.

Yeah, you got a PhD, whatever you read the scientific literature.

But what type of human are you?

Listen, Arthur C. Doyle wrote this sword and the stone by Walt Disney as a co-author and editor.

I'm pretty sure that's what we got out of that conversation that they're going to hear.

I just can't wait to see your collection of 50 Shades of Gray, like the entire anthology.

Here we're talking about, that's why at the start with you and Jake, I make reference to Dostoevsky

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