Ep. 21 JEW TO THE WORLD
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2012
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
In episode 21 of "The Perfect 10," Danny Lobell, the producer of the show, pranks the new intern applicant. Lahna Turner and Joey Gay, a comedian from New York, play pool and discuss Joey's ownership of a topless bar. The band of the week is Harrison Hudson.
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| 0:00.0 | Buy my car. |
| 0:01.0 | Pay O'Bell, borrow my car. |
| 0:03.0 | You got no car, all right? |
| 0:04.0 | It's Los Angeles. We're going to be on the bus with all those people with AIDS. Come on, get it. Bottom a car. It's just a car. If you break it, it's just a car. I've got great insurance. It's okay. It's just a car. Don't be so neurotic. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. |
| 0:02.0 | Don't be a Jew, Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. It's a fat guy friendly. It's good for you. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Come on, Danny Lovell, borrow my car. I'm not there. It's just sitting there. Borrow my car. damn big deal it's a BNW convertible big deal who cares who cares the six series who cares a shit all right just a car all right and I know you don't drive that well because you're a New Yorker, but still, borrow my car. |
| 0:54.9 | It's just a fucking car, Dan. |
| 0:51.4 | All right? You've got a garage, use it. You need to use it. All right. Don't be fucking retired. All right. Temple best, Shalom. Shalom Shalom Shabbat. Or Shabbat Shalom. Whatever the foot they say. All right. We're at Yamika right now. |
| 0:53.5 | By the way, the spelling is retiring. |
| 0:55.3 | Jews and spelling, |
| 0:55.9 | you know, double. whatever the foot they say. All right. We're at Yamika right now. By the way, the spelling that is retiring. |
| 1:12.6 | Jews from spelling, you know, double. |
| 1:14.6 | All right, bye. |
| 1:15.6 | I like the house to cold I like to keep it hot |
| 1:27.9 | I don't care much more cooking |
| 1:30.8 | I like to eat a lot |
| 1:33.4 | scares me where she's driving |
| 1:36.2 | and that always causes a bite |
| 1:38.9 | I like to fuck in the morning |
| 1:41.7 | and I like to fuck at night and I like to fuck in the morning And I like to fuck at night |
| 1:44.3 | Sometimes it drives me crazy |
| 1:51.5 | Oh those things you do |
| 1:54.1 | You're a big fat gentile |
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