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Improvised Star Trek

Ep 213: It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus crew find themselves in a mysterious laboratory with an eccentric doctor. Next, they find themselves in a mysterious laboratory with an eccentric doctor.

This episode was improvised on Jun 23, 2019 from a suggestion by @messgirl via Twitter

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Christopher Rathjen as Dr. Zong
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Rick

This episode sponsored by Overcast via the Chicago Podcast Coop

Warning: explicit language present

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast, an independent podcast app that embraces the open world of podcasting instead of locking it down.

0:09.0

No exclusives, no premium content, no paywalls, just a great podcast app for everyone.

0:15.0

Get it for free in the App Store. I'm I'm I'm

0:21.6

I'm

0:23.6

I'm Space, the final frontier.

0:51.3

These are the voyages of the starship Sisypus.

1:01.8

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

1:05.7

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

1:16.0

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

1:18.8

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbymite Hayes.

1:21.3

Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson.

1:25.3

Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson.

1:28.0

Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum.

1:32.1

Julia Weiss as communications officer, Lieutenant Rita King.

1:35.6

Raina Caskey as Navigation Officer Ensign Bobby Intern.

1:42.3

This week's episode, It's 5 o'clock everywhere, was improvised on June 23rd, 2019 from a suggestion by at Mess Girl via Twitter, and was edited by Eric Skull. Welcome, welcome Starfleet officers. Thank you so much for being down to my planet.

2:11.6

Yes. You are welcome. Thank you. You got my distress call? Yeah, we got the distress call. I didn't want to

2:18.9

overstate how distressed I was, but I didn't want to like underplay it either. I hope it's

2:24.9

okay. We were all big fans of the distress call, man. It was one of the best ones we've got.

2:29.8

Yeah. That makes me so happy because I'll be honest, I spend a lot of time trying to think about the wording of the distress call.

2:37.4

I do believe you are my only hope, but also things are not that bad.

2:43.4

I am not on fire. I am not drowny.

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