Lt. Toast and the Mysterious Toaster
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2019
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Lt. Sourdough makes his play.
Improvised as a warm-up on June 30, 2019 from a suggestion by @greenturtles6 via Twitter.
Featuring
Nick Wagner as Lt. Cdr. Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Lt. Sourdough
Julia Weiss as Cpt. Butter
Edited by Chris Rathjen
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, this is Matt Young. Please enjoy this bonus scene and then stick around for some news. |
| 0:06.0 | I would like to see Charles Lorum and let's go with a character of Matt's choosing |
| 0:14.0 | in a scene called Lieutenant Toast in the Mysterious Toaster. |
| 0:23.5 | Reporting, sir. |
| 0:25.0 | Yes, you claimed that to have invented something of interest. |
| 0:30.1 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:30.9 | I'd like to see your invention and possibly stick an appendage in it. |
| 0:35.1 | Well, you see, sir, I come from a long and proud heritage of bread people, and I've invented |
| 0:41.7 | something that's going to transform my society. |
| 0:45.3 | My God. |
| 0:46.6 | I invented it. |
| 0:47.6 | It's not an ancient artifact that I found. |
| 0:49.4 | This looks like it would perfectly accept one of your people inside of it, or two. |
| 0:55.1 | That's right. And I have already done it. I am no longer Lieutenant Sourdough. |
| 1:00.5 | What? I am Lieutenant Toast. No, it can't be. I dare you to try to break my outer shell. I am now hard. |
| 1:09.9 | You look like if I tried to bite you, you would possibly scrape up the roof of my mouth. |
| 1:15.8 | That's right. |
| 1:16.7 | No. |
| 1:17.4 | So stop trying to bite me. |
| 1:19.4 | I've sent in so many complaints, and everyone in the upper management of this ship just ignores it. |
| 1:24.1 | What an incredible deterrent you've invented. |
| 1:26.4 | That's right. |
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