Ep 214: Dear Aliens

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2019

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

No one is surprised when Corbo gets impaled by ANOTHER girder. Meanwhile, Baxter is busy bonding with his alien pen pal, Crystal.

Improvised June 30th, 2019 from a suggestion by Saskia Slottje via Facebook

Starring:

Matt Young as Captain Baxter

Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson

Julia Weiss as Ensign Spot and Crystal

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Sponsored by Overcast as part of the Chicago Podcast Co-op.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast, an independent podcast app that embraces the open world of podcasting instead of locking it down.
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0:21.9	Shields up, red alert.
0:24.3	Open hailing frequency.
0:26.1	This is Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the USS Sisyphus.
0:29.8	Unidentified vessel.
0:31.2	Please identify yourself or we will open fire.
0:36.0	We recognize that you are threatening this unarmed shuttlecraft and we will protect it.
0:43.0	Hello? Hey. Hi, hey, hi. Yeah, it's me, it's the other ship.
0:58.1	My name is Julius, and we are not familiar with you.
1:02.4	We're on a mission of peace, and we only wish to help injured crewmen return to our ship.
1:07.0	Wow, don't remember asking you your name, but thanks for giving it to me anyway.
1:08.3	What is your name?
1:09.6	Who cares even?
1:15.6	I care. I'm here to learn about other life forms and explore the universe. Okay, well, my name's Crystal.
1:17.6	Hi, Crystal.
1:18.6	Hi.
1:19.6	Your stupid little shuttle, like, got up in my way.
1:24.6	I'm sure that was just a misunderstanding.
1:26.6	Like I said, we're on a mission of peace.
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