Ep. #212: Morning After the SwapCast
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2017
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Recorded May 21, 2017 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Bert Kreischer (@BertKreischer), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Brian Hennigan (@MrHennigan), Castlerock Kenny, & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | No, she's right. |
| 0:03.0 | If she was Elvis and she didn't shoot the TV, I would be the boss hog that fired her. |
| 0:09.3 | Or does not live in the town. |
| 0:11.3 | Not boss hogs. |
| 0:13.3 | But definitely shoot the TV. |
| 0:14.3 | Living the time or town because we can shoot all these things. |
| 0:18.4 | You're living in the wrong place. |
| 0:20.4 | Not the wrong time. |
| 0:21.4 | Point where we're talking about going to one of those fourth world nations where people |
| 0:28.0 | still have never seen running water. |
| 0:30.4 | They haven't invented a wheel and these they still exist. |
| 0:35.0 | And you just said I would love to live in a time where you can still shoot TVs. |
| 0:40.0 | I want to miss that because we wanted to shoot the TV because the fucking penguins just |
| 0:45.6 | went up six to nothing over a lot of hockey standards. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.8 | It's like soccer. |
| 0:52.8 | Point being. |
| 0:54.8 | Point being that. |
| 0:58.0 | It's not when it's not. |
| 1:00.7 | Yeah, you can live. |
| 1:03.4 | If you want to go back to primordial days, those tribes still exist in the Amazon. |
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