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🗓️ 31 May 2017
⏱️ 111 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, is that red light on? |
0:02.0 | Rolling red light is on. |
0:05.0 | I want to... |
0:09.0 | Just to start, because I... |
0:12.0 | Someone gave us this at the swap cast a while ago, and I didn't notice, because I just got back. |
0:19.0 | Kelly, Zahara, and Joy, and it's a 1973 street sign. |
0:26.0 | Presidential inauguration, no parking, midnight, January 19th, midnight, January 20th, 1973. |
0:36.0 | Metal sign. That's cool as fuck, very cool. |
0:39.0 | Thank you very much. |
0:40.0 | Who's inauguration was that? |
0:42.0 | Nixon. |
0:44.0 | That's a good one. |
0:45.0 | I didn't pull it out of my ass. He told me it was Nixon. I didn't even look and see if he was... |
0:49.0 | Come on, you wouldn't have known Nixon. |
0:50.0 | I mean, he's a young kid, but you... |
0:53.0 | I wouldn't have known that it was... |
0:55.0 | It is top of go right now. |
0:57.0 | Three years ago, I don't think three years ago was a president. |
0:59.0 | I don't... |
1:00.0 | Yeah. |
1:01.0 | It's a great sign, no doubt. |
1:02.0 | Bingo, in a string of losing cell phones, Tom Kanopka lost a cell phone, then Bingo lost a cell phone, |
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