Ep. #213: Doug & Bingo's Key West Dance Party
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2017
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Doug & Bingo return from Key West, an update on Chad's balls and more Thank Yous.
Recorded June 08, 2017 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Bingo (@BingoBingaman), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille. Bartended by Ms. Tracey (@Egglester)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I got new glasses which I'd never wear because I never take out my contacts but we're in |
| 0:10.3 | Key West and I brought my new glasses thinking I want to wear them because I bought them |
| 0:16.4 | and they're nice and they're fucking light as a feather. |
| 0:20.1 | And one morning I'm scratching my good eye and my contact falls out. |
| 0:26.3 | So let me start by saying that on the flight to Key West from Tucson I managed to break |
| 0:35.0 | or lose both pair of my reading glasses. |
| 0:39.5 | So I show up shit faced 13 hours later or whatever the fucking flight is. |
| 0:46.1 | I have no reading glasses because I need with my contacts I need my readers. |
| 0:51.3 | What contacts? |
| 0:53.8 | I need my glasses but I can see up close. |
| 0:57.1 | Real close. |
| 0:58.1 | Like Mr. McGoo. |
| 0:59.1 | I have to. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.1 | My laptop is almost too wide if I put it at my Adam's Apple to try to read. |
| 1:09.3 | But I can read a breakfast menu so we get to the bar and I'm fucked. |
| 1:15.5 | I got a call. |
| 1:16.7 | I tweeted this but never before or since or after I get to the hotel and I get a call |
| 1:25.3 | from Delta that they found the reading glasses that I left in my seat reading glasses. |
| 1:34.1 | These are $4.86 reading glasses from Walmart that I bought on the way. |
| 1:42.4 | We found your reading glasses or your glasses. |
| 1:47.0 | They say readers but is this Doug Stanhope were you sitting and see whatever. |
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