A tragic story today out of Anaheim, Donald Duck is dead.

The much beloved Disney character was found in a motel six this morning, law enforcement

officials say he committed suicide by shooting himself four times in the back of the head

from across the room.

The Duck had recently been implicated in a political scandal after a project Veritas video was released,

showing Hillary Clinton operatives conspiring to disrupt Donald Trump events by sending

Donald Duck to stand outside amidst the crowd as a symbol that Trump was ducking the release

of his tax returns.

In a somber press conference, longtime duck friend Mickey Mouse told reporters, quote,

Donald spoke to me about the scandal and I should have known he was depressed.

I couldn't understand what he was saying because of that stupid duck voice of his.

He did tell me he was deeply ashamed of being involved in Clinton's political dirty tricks

and it only agreed to do it to pay off a gambling debt.

At least that's what I think he said mostly it just sounded like, quack quack quack quack

quack quack, unquote FBI director James Coomey who led the investigation into Donald's

debt said he saw no evidence of criminality.

Remarking, quote, we have made a very thorough investigation using the same team who investigated

Hillary Clinton's email scandal.

We've concluded that Mr. Duck committed suicide after receiving a visit in his motel room

from construction contractor Vinnie the trigger sabatoni.

Mr. Sabatoni however had an alibi.

He proved he was doing contracting work for Virginia governor Terry McCollough by showing

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