New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. Last week we took a look at some of the possible developments

that might occur if Hillary Clinton is elected president. My purpose was to help explain why

you might suddenly find yourself on a world bereft of every vestige of life except an

irradiated North Korean dictator doomed to watch the sex scene from the interview on TV

until his hideous death brings the story of mankind to an end. It's kind of hard to explain.

Today I'd like to take a look at what might be in store for us if Donald Trump should

win the presidency, which he won't. But if he does, which will never happen. Just in

case, although he's not going to. Although he might, but he won't. That's possible.

Let me remind you that as a professional political commentator, I am licensed to look into

the future. Don't try this on your own or else you might find out about that thing your

husband is going to do with the girl from the sales department about six months from now.

April 23 at 9pm to be exact at her apartment on Melrose.

But back to Donald Trump. First of all, in order for Donald Trump to overcome his

disadvantage in the polls, a large number of citizens would have to gather in the village

square, wiring tyroly and hats, and then charge up the hill to the castle, carrying torches

and shouting, give us the monster. Finally chasing Hillary Clinton to an abandoned windmill,

which they set on fire as Clinton claws the air and mute rage and terror, and having

found herself misunderstood by a heartless world which she's ripped off for upwards of

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