Ep. #210: Doug Stanhope & Bert Kreischer LIVE SwapCast

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2017

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Recorded May 20, 2017 at the Bisbee Royale in Bisbee, AZ in front of a LIVE audience with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Bert Kreischer (@BertKreischer), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Lynn Shawcroft (@Shawcroft), Brett Erickson (@IBrettMyPants), Brian Hennigan (@MrHennigan), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Engineered by Seany Hicks. Produced & Edited by Chaille. Bartenders Ms. Tracey and Bingo.
This episode is sponsored by
BlueApron.com. Get you first 3 meals for FREE by signing up at BlueApron.com/STANHOPE (@blueapron) and Tio Ceddy's Agua Chiltepin - http://www.tioceddy.com/
Stanhope 2017 Tour Dates at http://www.dougstanhope.com/tour-dates/. Get on the Mailing List to get first crack at Future tickets.
Closing song, "Party Time", by The Mattoid. Available on iTunes.
LINKS:
- Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/
- Tio Ceddy's Aqua Chiltepin - http://www.tioceddy.com/
- Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com/store
- Jay Medicine Hat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0hxQXJG4P0
- Erik Myers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8PxOFol0xI
- Steve Hughes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYk5k-vL_Ek
- John The Ragin' Cajun Morgan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqQzNMJQg4

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:30.0	Welcome to a delightful fireside chat with the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:38.0	Thank you all for coming. This is going to be weird. We try to figure out how this works.
0:45.2	We don't know. We haven't done it. It's a brand new art form for us, live podcasting. So it's
0:54.2	going to get fucked up and weird. So make yourselves at home. Take care of your weight staff and they
1:03.2	will over pour you. Don't drive. I get a lot of notes. Everyone's fucking wrecked. It's usually me.
1:16.5	Yeah, try not to heckle too much. Don't answer rhetorical questions because we do have to
1:23.3	put this out. So are you ready for the cast? Let's bring everyone out.
1:30.4	First right here, I believe, is my co-host, Mr. Chad Shank.
1:35.4	I'm going to
1:46.6	our producer and that's his only job, Mr. Greg Chaley.
1:58.0	That fifth chair over there, we're going to have people coming in and out of that.
2:02.3	But our special guest that came all the way back to Bizby because you sold him the first time.
2:08.9	Bert, the crusher, crusher, Bert the machine.
2:19.2	See, while we were getting drunk, Bert, what happened was on the top of my list of notes,
2:25.7	get Bert's credits because I wanted to bring you out with all your credits. What's the name of
2:29.9	the Netflix special? I don't have one. What? No, I show time. Oh, they still have that?
2:40.8	They still have cable? Patrice O'Neill did a showtime special. Long time ago, about like 13 years ago.
2:49.7	And I said, I went to the filming and I brought some friends and he got done and we were in his
2:56.0	green room and I said, hey man, congratulations. And he looks at me and goes, he's show time.
3:03.2	All right, fuck your special because I'm not done bringing the most important people out.
3:09.6	Is our bar staff Tracy and Bingo.
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