Ep. #209: Morgan Murphy & The Bomb Squad
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2017
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
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Number Juan Tequila - www.TatersTequila.com
Morgan Murphy visits the FunHouse and brings along her friend Bill Petty. Doug explains that he is a student of everyone's annoying habits, declares the number one Packet condiment, and admittedly does not know what it takes to make the local paper. Morgan Murphy's new podcast, Los Feliz: The Podcast, will air soon through Feral Audio (@FeralAudio) - https://art19.com/shows/los-feliz
Recorded May 07, 2017 in Bisbee, AZ at the FunHouse with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Morgan Murphy (@Morgan_Murphy), Bill Petty, & Ggreg Chaille (@GregChaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
Closing song, "Wild Turkey 101", by Birdcloud. Check out Birdcloud on Twitter - @BirdcloudUSA and download their music from iTunes.
LINKS:
- Stamps.com – Never go to the Post Office again. Use the promo code STANHOPE and get 4 weeks FREE and a digital scale.
- Number Juan Tequila - www.TatersTequila.com
- Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/
- Tio Ceddy's Aqua Chiltepin - http://www.tioceddy.com/
- Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com/store
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Making sure we're recording. Yeah, but I would check everyone's mic. Everyone's being test test. No, what are you doing? What build these a mic? |
| 0:08.1 | Here you just sit over here. Morgan |
| 0:12.6 | You can let your see it. Well, I didn't I thought you'd have figured this shit out |
| 0:16.0 | Okay |
| 0:20.3 | You really don't want to get up |
| 0:22.3 | I mean you can't I want you to be comfortable with it. He likes that. I don't need a fall asleep either. Kids table at Thanksgiving |
| 0:29.3 | It's bills seat |
| 0:31.6 | likes that |
| 0:33.6 | He likes to be below the sneeze guard |
| 0:39.1 | Okay |
| 0:41.1 | Morgan Murphy what and |
| 0:43.1 | Just Bill are here. Hey Bill. Hi Bill is a |
| 0:49.7 | Yafet Kodo meets seal |
| 0:53.5 | Without the acne or |
| 0:56.5 | Seala burned victim or is it acne or what is it? No, it was a childhood thing I think right? |
| 1:05.7 | Bill was no because he's been compared to seal enough that he goes, uh, why can't I get that affliction? |
| 1:11.6 | Or you know, hey, maybe you can get seal pussy if you just burned brands in your face |
| 1:16.9 | You can get seal pussy like a waffle iron on each side. Yeah, that'll work |
| 1:21.8 | We can get a waffle. I like the women women to get men are like getting their tits done and getting like better skin |
| 1:27.9 | And you're like oh, you know what you get pussy with if you just burned your whole fucking face |
| 1:32.6 | That's what you do |
| 1:34.6 | Brand your face |
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