Ep 20: The Eye of the Storm

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2011

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

While the Sisyphus is stuck in the doldrums of a nebula, Corbomite seaks Captain Baxter's help in getting out of the doldrums of his holodeck simulation. Tensions increase between Fritz and Lady Cola. Recorded 7/31/11. Title suggested by Jess Drew via Facebook.

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0:00.0	If you're a fan of Improvised Star Trek, why not rate us on iTunes?
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0:11.0	Captain's Logs start at 4862.3.9.
0:16.0	We are currently stuck in a storm in a nebula.
0:20.0	The engines have been damaged temporarily and we're waiting for repairs.
0:25.8	Counselor Whitman is currently away, filling seats at the space Emmys.
0:32.0	Lady Cola, can I come in?
0:33.8	Yeah.
0:34.5	Okay.
0:35.3	I brought you, I brought you this ham.
0:37.8	Oh. It's a whole honey brought you this ham. Oh.
0:38.3	It's a whole honey baked ham that I made.
0:40.4	You baked it in honey?
0:43.3	Yeah, I baked it in honey, and I slaughtered the pig, and I smoked the haunch, too.
0:50.4	I've actually converted my closet, my quarters, into a smoke room. No kidding. Yeah. Oh,
0:56.5	watch your step. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah, there's, are those Chinese plates? Yeah. I, uh, pick some up
1:03.7	last time we swung by Earth. Yeah, they've still got the tags on them. And some half-eaten food, too.
1:09.3	Yeah, I'm working on a project. I haven't fully conceptualized what it is yet.
1:13.5	Sure.
1:14.4	This is really nice. What made you bring this over here?
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