Ep. 20 Real Nerds Take Pies to the Face

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2012

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

In episode 20 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner co-hosts with The Smash Brothers, aka The Twins, aka Cory 'N Chad, who run an awesome show at the Ontario, CA improv! They discuss Chanukah and how they are half Jewish, half German Nazi-esque soldiers. Lahna interviews Gary Gulman about comics book and pies him at Nerdmelt, and takes a quick visit to Earthquake's house to talk about the end of the world. Woohoo Mayans! The band of the week live from Nashville is The Features.

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0:00.0	Another holiday.
0:02.0	Elmo sure wishes he knew more about Hanukkah.
0:05.0	But where can Emma find out more about Hanukkah?
0:09.0	Oh yeah!
0:11.0	We can watch the Hanukkah Channel.
0:13.0	Oh, good, TV.
0:15.0	Put yourself one.
0:16.0	Thank you.
0:18.0	It's the Hanukkah Channel.
0:20.0	Eight days and eight nights of non-stop Hanukkah programming. And now the story the Hanukkah Channel, eight days and eight nights of nonstop Hanukkah program.
0:23.4	And now the story of Hanukkah with our host, Veronica Monica Monica.
0:26.9	Hello, Veronica Monica here, reporting the story of Hanukkah.
0:35.2	I like the house too cold.
0:39.3	I like to keep it hot.
0:42.3	I don't care much for cooking.
0:45.3	I like to eat a lot.
0:48.3	It scares me when she's driving.
0:51.3	And that always causes a fight.
0:53.3	I like to fuck in the morning and i like to fuck at night
0:58.6	sometimes it drives me crazy all those things you do you're a big fat gentile
1:11.5	And you're a dirty chew
1:13.7	Sometimes you are wrong
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