Ep 209 - Don't Grow Up It's a Trap
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
It's been one whole year since PJ and Jose Kirby Galang tied the knot down in Inis Beg and to mark the anniversary the boys ventured down to West Cork to the island where they married to plant a tree and Kevin questions whether they will be able to last another year or not. They explore magic as the theme and Kevin recalls seeing a magician for the first time on board Brittany Ferries on a trip to Roscoff and decides to add Brittany Ferry to his list of potential drag names and PJ shares stories about his chaotic imaginary friend from his childhood.
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| 0:00.0 | This Tuesday, Amazon brings the unmissable UAFA Champions League match. |
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| 1:20.4 | The first time I saw magic was when I saw a mother breastfeeding her child. |
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