Ep 208 - Let's Douche! with JADE

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Girlies, this week Kevin and PJ are joined by international popstar and Sunday roast enthusiast JADE!

During the episode, the lads finally settle their ongoing beef with JADE over the use of the title “That’s Showbiz” once and for all, before diving into a chat about the music industry, her LGBTQ+ advocacy and even her secret talent for Sudoku.

Once the boys earned her trust, they managed to get JADE to agree to feature on their next single “Let’s Douche”—an activity she would apparently like to witness, should there be any volunteers.

While everyone waits for that bop to drop, listeners must brace themselves for JADE’s debut solo album “THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY!” releasing on September 12th. The record is packed with iconic lyrics that fans can steal for their Grindr bios, and it’s already available to pre-order at shop.jadeofficial.com.

JADE has also announced her tour, which kicks off in Dublin this October because, understandably, she’s obsessed with the Irish.

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0:00.0	For the nappies, peekaboo's and tea parties.
0:02.8	Mess, tantrums and sleepless nights.
0:05.7	All those yo-yo's action figures and shinies.
0:08.9	Lifts to mates, lifts to parties, lifts everywhere.
0:12.3	For each and every one of those teenage years.
0:15.0	Let's be honest.
0:16.4	You probably owe your parents one.
0:18.5	So tell them about pension credit.
0:20.7	They could boost their pension income by an average of over £4,000 a year.
0:25.8	Pension credit.
0:26.7	Credit where credits due.
0:28.3	Eligibility criteria apply.
0:32.1	One of our sponsors for this episode is the U-Switch Mobile Network of the year, GiftGath.
0:37.3	GiftGaf offers great value for money, simple, flexible contracts, and drum roll please, PJ. They will now be offering unlimited data for just £15 a month. Woo! Oh babe, imagine all the TikTok videos I can send you with that. No, no, no, no, and I still won't watch them. No. Babe, me sending you
0:54.9	TikToks is my love language and you not watching them could mean the end of the podcast
0:58.2	has been noticed. Okay, right? I'll watch one a week. Okay, okay. And that's compromised,
1:03.8	Garley's. Head to gifgaff.com to claim this offer now. Unlimited data for 15 pounds a month
1:09.7	ends the fourth of the 12th, 2025 at 2359,
1:13.7	18 month commitment, then 25 pounds per month. Existing members must opt in to promo via the GIFGAF app
1:19.4	to access, fair usage policy, data roaming restrictions and terms apply. See gifgaf.com
1:24.6	forward slash terms. See you switch.com forward slash telecoms hyphen awards for award verification. At some point I might just turn my camera off and just know that if I ever do that it's because I'm eating a bit of boiled egg. Jade, Jade, we're very cancelable, we're very relatable, we're very down-charred. You do what you need to do, Jade. Okay, thank you. Now I will will be spreading rumours that you came on full D-Fan and said,
1:46.1	I'm turning my camera off and I'm eating my boiled eggs. There's going to be headlines on the papers in Ireland tomorrow, let me tell you that. Jade, the D-la. That's not a camera if you want. No, do whatever you want. No, do whatever you want. No, don't give them free food content, you know.
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