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Captain here is the report of all of the crew's various phobias.

So you can see what every single person is afraid of from their psychological profiles.

I think you're putting this report together for me.

I need you to now, do you remember when we joined Starfleet Academy and how they had a special test for us that... It's based on your deepest fear. Based on your deepest fear. Yeah. Which like, whoa, how the hell do they make those for everybody, first of all? Right. Like, that is bonkers. But can we do that? With these? Yeah, can we like set up those sorts of tests for everybody? For each person on the crew? Uh-huh. Okay. I mean, some of them are easier than others. Like some crew members are afraid of birds and other crew members are afraid of, you know, failure. Hmm. Okay. So can we do it? Can we, like, set up a thing in the holodeck or like maybe like you know hire some actors?

Well let's hire some actors so it's like because people go to the holodeck they know something's up.

Do you want to do like everybody at once or one person at a time?

I don't know. I mean I'm really just doing this to like keep people on their toes? Space.

The final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Sisypice.

Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before.

You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyamite Hayes.

Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson.

Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelzen.

Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum.

Julia Weiss as Communications Officer Lieutenant Rita King.

Rain Akaski as Navigation Officer Ensign Bobby Intern. With special guest Carl Clancy as Arachnina the Spider Queen and Chief O'Dardy. This week's episode, Oops All Spiders, was improvised on August 26th, 2018 by a suggestion from Yule Spenson via Facebook. The book.

So Corby might. I know it's unusual, but the captain sent me an order for you. I was just in his room and he had an order for you. So we are meeting with the spider queen of Spydro 7, who is like a giant spider who is laden with millions of spider eggs. Oh, quivering. Are the eggs quivering?

Yeah, they do that little, like, pulsing thing.

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