Ep 209: Brevity is the

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

#209: Brevity is the

Rita ends things.

This episode was improvised on February 17, 2019 from a suggestion by Brian Sebby via Facebook.

Edited by Eric Scull

Starring:
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite B. Hayes, Cloud, Bronson
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as En. Jill, En. Operator, Cloud
Julia Weiss as Spot, Lt. Rita King

Brought to you by Lagunitas through the Chicago Podcast Coop

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0:27.4	Look, Ensign Jill, I really have enjoyed our time together, but I'm just going to have to let you go.
0:39.7	You're breaking up with me.
0:41.0	I'm breaking up with you.
0:43.1	It was fun.
0:44.1	Okay.
0:44.8	Goodbye.
0:47.4	Oh, my God.
0:49.5	That's the most hurtful experience I've ever had in my...
0:53.3	She just walked computer.
0:56.9	Do you have a minute?
0:59.8	Oh my God, no one is going to be here.
1:03.4	Um, are you, Rita?
1:05.1	I'm sorry, Lieutenant King.
1:06.2	Are you all right?
1:07.5	Um, I broke up with Ensign Jill and she like did not even care. I was on my way over to ask you not to do your personal business on the bridge, but I, I didn't have time. Okay. Commander, we're still scanning this nebula, right? Yeah, no, keep that up. Okay. Like, I literally was just going around the corner of the, you know, the roundy woody thing.
1:28.4	And it was already over.
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