Bonus: Spring Creaming
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Rita springs twitterpation on an alien captain.
Improvised on April 7, 2019 from a suggestion by Gavin Rehder via Facebook
Starring
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King
Chris Rathjen as Alien Captain
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
News
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Julia Weiss. |
| 0:04.9 | There's no episode this week, but enjoy this bonus scene and stick around for the news. |
| 0:13.5 | Let's see a scene between Rita King and |
| 0:19.4 | whoever else wants to jump in |
| 0:23.2 | called Spring Creaming |
| 0:25.9 | Oh god |
| 0:32.1 | Spring is here again |
| 0:35.0 | and everyone is just so horny, and I'm going to do my duty this year, this spring, |
| 0:44.6 | to help everyone out. I'm going to call it the spring creaming. |
| 0:49.3 | That's wonderful. If you could please make haste, our ship will fall into the sun in a few moments. |
| 0:57.0 | What seven minutes, my helmsman says. |
| 1:00.2 | You know what? Seven minutes is all it takes. Have you ever heard of a game called Seven |
| 1:05.8 | Minutes in Heaven? Are you on route? |
| 1:08.6 | We are, I guess, on our way. |
| 1:12.1 | Um, but let me tell you about my theory and, like, this program that I'm trying to start called spring creaming. |
| 1:17.7 | Is there, is there anyone else on the bridge right now? |
| 1:20.4 | Rita, are you coming back? |
| 1:22.2 | Corbo's getting real close. |
| 1:23.8 | Um, I'll be back in a second. |
| 1:26.2 | So everyone gets twitter pated in the springtime. |
| 1:30.0 | I'm sorry, our translator got hung up on that one. Okay, everyone gets, um, romantic and horny |
| 1:36.3 | in the springtime. Okay, all right, uh-huh. But I when I say horny, I want to be clear that I don't |
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