Ep 207: Three Long Days
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Improving their project management causes the crew of the Sisyphus more problems than they can count on their many limbs.
Performed LIVE on March 23, 2019 at the Cards Against Humanity Comedy Stage at C2E2 in Chicago, IL.
Starring
Rayna Caskey as Ensign Bobbi Intern
Dan Granata as Lt. DeFarge
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, En. Baskin
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Pierre Spidier, Pierre Spidier Junier
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, En. Operator, a spider
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, En. Spot
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Lizard Guy, En. Randall
Live Foley by Dan Granata
Podcast Episode Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity via the Chicago Podcast Coop.
Live performance courtesy of the Cards Against Humanity Comedy Stage at C2E2
Title suggestions via Twitter:
Three Long Days - Matthew Doll(@ArchiCroc)
Warmups:
Space Pickles - David Samba (@DavidSamba13)
The Last Litter Box - Ronald Hobbs (@evilbob2200)
The Deadly Supermoon - Robert Sharp (@sharobob)
The Impossible Air Banana - Keegan S (@jumphighfive)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, |
| 0:05.1 | who asked us not to read an ad, but also asked us to perform live at the Cards Against Humanity |
| 0:10.6 | comedy stage of C2E2 in 2019. |
| 0:13.2 | Please enjoy this live performance, and thanks to Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:17.8 | I put this on my head, and I'm going to put it into appropriate position. |
| 0:23.6 | And I'm going to say, yeah! |
| 0:26.6 | Again, just to make sure that all of this machinery that we've been setting up |
| 0:31.6 | captures the sound of me riling you up. |
| 0:34.6 | Hi everybody, welcome to Improvise Star Trek. |
| 0:38.3 | Always a podcast, sometimes a live show. |
| 0:42.3 | This is one of those rare occurrences where we happen to be a live show. |
| 0:47.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.3 | Thank you all for coming. How's everybody enjoying C2E2? |
| 0:52.3 | So it's about a woo. |
| 0:56.0 | And so how many people have seen Improvise Star Trek live before? |
| 1:02.0 | How many people have only heard us in the sound sphere? |
| 1:07.0 | Woo! |
| 1:08.0 | And how many people have never heard of us before and just kind of wandered in here? |
| 1:13.6 | Well, you are in luck when you leave this convention. We have like 200-something |
| 1:20.6 | podcast episodes that you can listen to. We've been doing this podcast since 2011, which means we're older than your favorite podcast. |
| 1:31.5 | Unless your favorite podcast is like, wait, wait, don't tell me. |
| 1:36.0 | So basically, I'm going to set the scene for you. |
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