Ep 206: Table for One
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Grabbing a table, with the rest of his party on the way, proves to be one of Captain Baxter's most infuriating missions.
Improvised February 3rd 2019 from a suggestion by Julia Bedford via Facebook.
Starring:
Matt Young as Captain Baxter and Ambassador who likes to Annex
Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes, SpappleBees Employee and Mind Parasite.
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson and Ambassador Glaukon
Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon and Bartender/Mind Parasite
Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern and Maitre 'd
Edited by Hannah Parsons
Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity via the Chicago Podcast Coop
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's episode of the improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:05.9 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
| 0:11.0 | Matrity? |
| 0:12.1 | We? |
| 0:12.8 | Can I get a table, please? |
| 0:14.4 | For a party of what? |
| 0:17.7 | There are probably going to be some friends joining me. |
| 0:20.3 | Oh, well, we cannot teach your party until everyone is here. Well, they're on their way. Oh. They'll be here any second. Oh, if you would, you may sit, you may sit right here. Oh, well, you know, uh, I don't really want to wait at the bar. I was just kind of hoping to go ahead and get my table, if you don't mind. |
| 0:39.7 | May I ask a question? |
| 0:40.7 | Of course. |
| 0:42.8 | Is it just you? |
| 0:45.6 | No, no, I have friends coming. |
| 0:49.4 | Do you see these four Pips right here? |
| 0:50.5 | These four Pips? |
| 0:53.1 | Are you familiar with the PIP system? Listen, a lot of beings come through here, okay? |
| 0:59.0 | And everyone is powerful, and everyone waits until their entire party has arrived, |
| 1:06.0 | unless it's a table for one. |
| 1:10.0 | Balay the love, with their tremolo. Unless, it's a table for one. I'll play the Amos Space I'm Space, the final frontier. |
| 1:33.3 | These are the voyages of the Starship Sisypice. |
| 1:38.3 | Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
| 1:46.0 | to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 1:53.8 | You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
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