Ep 205: To Have in the Hold

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The crew is going to the cargo bay, and they're gonna get ma-a-arried.

Improvised January 20, 2019 from a suggestion by Orla McGovern via Facebook.

Edited by Chris Rathjen

Starring
Rayna Caskey as En. Bobbi Intern, Skrynexian Footsoldier
Sean Kelley as Lt. Carl, Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Skrynexian Footsoldier
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Undifferentiated Soup-Spouse, Fleet/C
Nick Wagner as Ch'arles Lorem, Rip Soupley, Skrynexian Footsoldier, Moot/A
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, Admiral Portia Hayes, En. Cecile Operator, Skrynexian Captain, Tira, Glorbel/B

Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity via the Chicago Podcast Coop

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.
0:06.1	They asked us not to read an end. Enjoy the show.
0:13.8	Lieutenant Carl.
0:19.4	This is Lieutenant Carl. Have we received the most recent shipment?
0:23.6	We have. It's down here in the cargo bay.
0:27.6	Excellent. That's great, great, great, great, great news.
0:32.6	Thank you, Lieutenant Carl.
0:33.6	Hey, Lorne.
0:34.6	Yeah.
0:35.6	Before you, go...
0:36.6	Nope, got a... You're the first person who's talking to me in months. I gotta, there's just something I got to... Carl. Hey, Lorne. Yeah. For you? Nope.
0:37.6	You're the first person who's talking to me a month.
0:40.1	I got to, there's just something I got to take care of.
0:42.3	Real lowly down here.
0:44.0	I'll be down there.
0:44.8	I'll just any, some one of these days.
0:46.7	We gotta hang out again, buddy.
0:48.0	No more lieutenant son.
0:48.9	I'll let you know when I'm free.
0:50.1	And, you know, the wife doesn't talk much. Yeah. All right. Bye. Space, the final frontier.
1:24.6	These are the voyages of the starship Sisypice.
1:30.6	Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations,
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