Bonus: I Fought the Borg, and the Borg Won
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2019
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
The Borg attempt a new strategy for recruitment, and Zarlene finds it difficult to resist.
Bonus improvised as a warm-up on January 13, 2019 from a suggestion by Brandon Makaryk via Facebook
Edited by Eric Scull
Starring:
Sean Kelley as Borg
Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings Improvised Star Trek listeners. |
| 0:04.0 | This is Eric Skull, aka Ensign Chaplin, here with some news and updates for you in lieu of our normal episode. |
| 0:11.0 | But first, please enjoy this bonus scene. |
| 0:14.0 | Let's hear a scene between a character of Sean's choice and a character of Mary Kate's choice called I |
| 0:22.4 | fought the Borg and the Borg won. |
| 0:28.0 | Uh, hey, you look good in that, um, you look good in black. Yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | Thank you. |
| 0:40.8 | Trying out some new head accessories, I see? |
| 0:43.7 | Cool. |
| 0:45.0 | Well. |
| 0:45.6 | You will be assimilated. |
| 0:47.1 | Um, no thanks. |
| 0:50.3 | You could, you could be, though. |
| 0:52.2 | I could be. |
| 0:52.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | Yeah? |
| 0:55.0 | Like the cool head accessories and the outfit. |
| 0:57.0 | These are Borg things. |
| 0:59.0 | They're cool now. |
| 1:00.0 | You do look cool. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, right? |
| 1:02.0 | You do look very cool. |
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