Donald Trump's campaign is in trouble as his foul mouth talk about women continues to send shockwaves through the political sphere

Republicans are shocked to find that the loud mouth the abuse of vulgarian they endorsed is a loud mouth the abuse of

Vulgarian with a videotape that makes them look bad for endorsing him

It was one thing for me to degrade myself and throw away all my principles to support Trump said Senator John McCain

But if Trump is going to make me look like I'm degrading myself and throwing away all my principles then count me out

McCain said he was withdrawing his support for Trump and shifting it to P.W. Herman who has more dignity and acts more like an adult

Trump voters who for years have been complaining that Republicans didn't know how to get down into the gutter to defeat Democrats

are also shocked to discover that when they get down into the gutter to defeat Democrats

There's actually no longer any point in defeating Democrats because they are Democrats

And of course women who dress like sluts and allow famous rich men to treat them like dirt

Pardon me our shock to find that famous rich men

Agil them and feel free to treat them like dirt

Feminists on the other hand who have demanded to be treated exactly like men are shocked to find out that now men have no respect for them

Feminist leader Hildegard Banshee said quote

Men are pigs and we want to be equal with them and then have men respect us for being women who are like men who are pigs

When reporters mentioned that she was being irrational

Miss Banshee complained that they were privileging the male trait of rationality over the female trait of

Blithering in a shrill voice and hoping men will give you what you want just to get some bloody piece and quiet

Executives at NBC who are in possession of the Trump tape for 11 years before it was released said they were shocked to discover

That they had known about the tape all the while they were making millions off Donald Trump's television show

The executive swore that if they had only known they knew they would have fired themselves as it is

They'll look sternly at themselves in the mirror and then forget the whole thing

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