New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. There are now some indications that the presidential race of 2016

may be slipping away from Donald Trump. The latest poll show the Republican candidate for

appalling president still has some enclaves of support with many as the votes of 55 percent,

but with women he only has the votes of Ma Fairweather from just over the holler and Kentucky,

who reckons she should be out of the tank by election day and of Tiffany Goldberg from

Shaker Heights, Ohio, who says she wants her vote to really tick off her parents because they bought

her a Volkswagen Jetta instead of the BMW she wanted. In swing states, Trump is still holding on to a

slim lead in Iowa, which has six electoral votes, but when added to his other surefire wins,

that only leaves the candidate with a total of six electoral votes. Settle signs of surrender,

beginning to leak out of the Trump camp. The campaign is withdrawn ad funding, ad funding from

North and South America, and their final ad is a 30-second spot entitled Vote for Trump or

Watch the New Trump Television Network, whichever you prefer. The ad is paid for by Steve Benin's

dry cleaning and pizza delivery. We'll press your pants and bring you pizza to make your taste buds dance.

Trump himself remained defiant at a recent campaign rally in A la Huak Bar Michigan,

speaking before a cheering crowd of 50,000 life-sized cardboard cutouts of old white men.

Trump said, quote, they said, I could never get above 42 percent of the vote, and here I am today

with 38 percent of the vote, and they're still fat and ugly. Hillary Clinton's campaign was also

said to be displaying fresh signs of confidence in the latest Wiccalee hacks of Clinton's emails.

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