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Well, the election is almost upon us, and it's up to each and every citizen to make the choice whether the country is going to be utterly screwed or screwed utterly.

Whether we're going to Karine swiftly toward the cliff of destruction with a corrupt woman at the wheel, or whether we'd prefer a man.

Whether we're going to continue on the path to tyranny and mediocrity, or whether we'll stop off at mediocrity first and then head on to tyranny after lunch.

To help you make this important decision, the Andrew Clavin Show has collected a series of test questions that should train you to recognize which choice is worse.

Here we go.

Which is worse?

A. To elect a president who has mistreated women, disparage minorities, and proposed idiotic policies that will continue America's decline, or B. To vote for Donald Trump, and get all that plus the comical hair.

Which is worse. A. To have our news media rightly denounced Donald Trump for his disgusting treatment of women, or B. To have our news media rightly denounced Trump while being the same news media that gives Hillary Clinton a pass for persecuting her husband's rape victims, or C. To have our news media.

Which is worse. A. To live in a country where women openly read 50 shades of gray, a pornographic sex fantasy in which a horrible rich guy violently abuses a woman and she gets off on it.

Or B. To have those women, women put the book aside just long enough to denounce Donald Trump for actually being the guy they're fantasizing about.

Which is worse. A. To live in a country that is ceased to love God, and therefore men have no honor, and women have no virtue, or B. To live in a country that continues to love God.

Where men do have honor, and women do have virtue, and then discover you're in Saudi Arabia.

Which is worse. A. To have to admit you were a flaming idiot when you called Ben Shapiro a cuck-servative because he wouldn't support Trump, or B. To be such a flaming idiot that you don't even realize how big a flaming idiot you are.

Which is worse. A. To have the next Supreme Court Justice appointed by a president who opposes the first, second, and fifth amendments, or B. To have the next Supreme Court Justice appointed by a president who's never read the first, second, and fifth amendments, but at least can grab a woman by the crotch and get away with it.

So I guess that's something. Which is worse. A. To be a patriotic freedom-loving American during election 2016, or B. To be a patriotic freedom-loving American who is run over by a cement truck, and left line helpless by the side of the road, and then a psychedelic bus pulls up beside you, and a large party of evil zombie clowns gets out, and they begin to feed on your body from the feed-up so that you're alive through every agonizing and terrifying second right up until your very last breath, when you softly whisper, that was bad, but not as bad as a lecture.

But not as bad as election 2016. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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