Well, the next presidential debate is scheduled for Sunday, and it could be decisive.

Hillary Clinton says her strategy is to show the world that Donald Trump does not have

the temperament to be president.

Donald Trump says his strategy is to rip Hillary's head off with his bare hands and shove

fiery balls of acid down her neck until her entire body explodes.

And to grind his heels into the flaming bits of whatever remains.

And to sell his shoes on eBay so he can tweet out to his peeps about how he auctioned off

bits of what used to be Hillary Clinton, and then she'll be sorry she ever said that

stuff about his temperament.

So this might be a good time to take a final look at the polls to find out where the

American people stand on the candidates and the issues before Trump destroys himself

and it no longer matters.

In Ohio, 47% of voters now say they'll vote for Hillary Clinton if she promises to stay

out of Ohio.

In Pennsylvania, 38% say they used to be for Donald Trump, but now just don't want to talk

about it and in Wisconsin, 17% want to know why the hell they were in Wisconsin when

the last thing they remember, they were in Phoenix doing shots with a girl who said she

was their ex-wife sister.

Nationwide 43% of those who've personally met Hillary Clinton say they can no longer

find their watch.

82% say they admire her because she remains totally unindicted after committing all those

crimes and 32% say they'll vote for Donald Trump because Miss Universe really was fat

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