Ep 201 – Praise to the Stone

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Matt, Kristin, and Jake sing their praise to the world’s bestest magic seer stone. Thanks to Andrew Ainsworth for the lyrics. New LDS Hymn: Praise to the Stone VERSE 1 Praise to the stone that was found by the Prophet! For treasure seeking it first was employed Though to the buried loot it never did lead him The stone aided Joseph in a greater ploy CHORUS: Hail to the seer stone that glowed like a Lite Brite! Wizards and Hobbitses, now seek it in vain! Magically guiding the Prophet’s dictation Released from the vault now enjoys worldly fame VERSE 2 Praise to the stone that made the gold plates superfluous! No record needed, the words just appeared Nephi and Mormon their labors were wasted The stone bore their words when Joseph into it peered (CHORUS) VERSE 3 Praise to the stone in the hat of our Seer! Rock-solid proof that folk magic is real Scrying we now know is pow’red by the Priesthood True version of Saruman’s Palantir (CHORUS) VERSE 4 Praise to the stone chocolate-colored and egg-shaped! Who now can deny Brother Joseph’s great claims? How could our Prophet make up such a story? God wants our faith not the use of our brains (CHORUS)

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0:00.0	This is a month on Thrones.
0:04.0	Minnesot.
0:05.0	Minnesot.
0:10.0	Welcome back to Infants on Thrones.
0:12.9	August is a month of blessings, a month of wonder, a month of finally admitting that the
0:19.6	keystone scriptures of your religion were dictated by looking into an egg-shaped chocolate-covered
0:25.2	caramel swirled stone. A stone that now the world can see, without straining its eyes too bad or putting it back into its magic hat. More room for the
0:36.5	bunnies. So we hear at Infants on Throne say thank you Mormon Church. Praise be to your honesty.
0:44.0	Praise to your transparency.
0:47.0	But most importantly,
0:48.0	Praise to the Stone.
0:51.0	And praise to Andrew Ainsworth for writing these lyrics and sending them into us and even
0:56.8	more praise to Matt, Kristen, and Jake for singing them all so loverly.
1:02.1	I can't wait for September, another month of blessings, when Morone
1:06.4	I will finally bring back those golden plates and we get to see what those really looked
1:11.2	like too. Praise to the stone that was found by the Prophet.
1:19.0	For treasure hunting the put was employed.
1:25.0	Though to the buried looted never believed
1:30.0	The stone aided and joseph and far greater ploys.
1:36.0	Hail to the seers!
1:39.0	The sheer stone that glowed like a light bright,
1:42.0	Wizards and the hiked like a light bright wizards and
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