You know, I was standing around the other day sticking a nail into my eye.

When I found myself wondering, how can I get this exact same experience

without getting all this blood over my shirt? Then it came to me.

It was time for another visit to our favorite website, Every Day Feminism.

Every day feminism is the website that includes articles accompanied by an editor's note

and so help me my hand to heaven. I am not making this up.

Articles that are accompanied by an editor's note that warns readers, quote,

this article is written by a cisgender woman about the social expectations that she experiences

having of a vagina. Please keep in mind that not all women have vaginas and not all people with

vaginas are women and their experiences may differ. Unquote. Now I know what you're thinking,

you're thinking, whoa, that is so painfully stupid, reading it felt almost like sticking a nail

into my eye. So now you get the idea. Today's article from Every Day Feminism is called,

you don't have to hate women to be sexist. Every day ways you may be sexist without knowing it.

Now of course it's very true. You don't have to hate women to be sexist,

but after reading this article you probably will, so that should make things a lot easier.

The article explains that even though you like women and may even support one of them and help

her raise the children she mysteriously keeps coming up with from somewhere, you may still be

committing microaggressions against her by treating her as if she were a woman. Instead of treating

her like a man who for some reason keeps producing children through the vagina she may or may not have,

having this woman explain to you that you're committing microaggressions against her is very

important because it reminds you that you may have forgotten to tell her to stop talking. Take a

moment and tell her now and the microaggressions will go away. According to the article, microaggressions

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