Ep 18: Thats Another Finite Mess You've Gotten Me Into

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2011

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

When a catastrophe leaves the Sisyphus undermanned, the officers turn to using holograms to crew the ship.

Recorded June 12, 2011. Title suggestion by Othy Schwering via Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Congratulations, crew, another mission accomplished.
0:10.7	Lower the shields, uh, cancel the red alert.
0:15.5	Shields are down.
0:16.8	Should I compose a message to Starfleet informing them of our victory today, sir?
0:21.8	Yeah, that'd be great if you could take care of that, Corro.
0:23.7	Hey, Captain, should I give everyone the day off tomorrow?
0:26.4	You know what? Why not?
0:27.9	Hey, Captain, can I raise the victory banner I made in my room last night?
0:31.1	That'd be great. Yeah, let's raise the victory banner.
0:33.6	Can I steer us into a black hole?
0:35.7	No. Nice try though.
0:38.3	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:41.3	... Space, the final frontier.
1:13.6	These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.
1:17.6	Its five-year mission, to explore strange new worlds,
1:21.6	to seek out new life and new civilizations,
1:24.6	to boldly go where no one has gone before.
1:35.9	You're listening to the improvised Star Trek with Chris Rathchin as first officer
1:41.5	Corbyn Mite Hayes.
1:42.8	Sean Kelly as science Officer Crick Watson.
1:46.0	Irene Marquette as Security Chief Lieutenant Lady Cola.
1:49.0	Gwif Naxstein as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbonda.
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