Ep. 19 PETA and Pita Bread!
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2012
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In episode 19 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner debate the merits of wearing fur (get your mind out of the gutter-not THAT fur!). They speak to an anonymous gay Muslim about his experiences and the politics behind the religion. Ralphie interviews Michael Ornstein aka "Chuckie" from "Sons of Anarchy" about his artwork and his role on the show. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is the Sea and Cake.
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| 0:00.0 | Marika |
| 0:02.0 | Kyeh |
| 0:07.0 | Marika |
| 0:08.0 | you |
| 0:09.0 | Marika |
| 0:10.0 | ha ha ha I like the house to keep it hot I like to eat |
| 0:26.6 | I like to keep it hot |
| 0:31.6 | I don't care much for cooking |
| 0:34.6 | I like to eat a lot. |
| 0:39.9 | Scares me where she's driving. |
| 0:42.6 | And that always causes a fight. |
| 0:45.3 | I like to fuck in the morning. |
| 0:47.9 | And I like to fuck at night. |
| 0:55.0 | Sometimes it drives me crazy All those things you do |
| 0:58.0 | You're a big fat gentile |
| 1:01.0 | And you're a dirty chew |
| 1:03.0 | Sometimes you are wrong |
| 1:06.0 | Sometimes you're not right |
| 1:09.0 | I like deep us in the morning |
| 1:11.3 | And I suck dick at night |
| 1:14.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 1:17.2 | Welcome to the Perfect Ten Podcast |
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