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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 20—My Patronus is Wellbutrin

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Only one chapter this week, but it's a doozy! Harry takes up a new extracurricular activity (it's demon-fighting). Hermione needs to learn whatever spell keeps your backpack from splitting open because you've stuffed too many textbooks in. Oliver Wood needs to CHILL OUT a little bit. Quidditch turns out to be a brilliant joke. And there's a rat murder. Newsletter: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Grab a big old piece of chocolate because it's time for demon fighting practice.

0:07.0

You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for facing your fears.

0:12.0

The Patronus is a kind of positive force, a projection of the very things that the Dementor feeds upon,

0:19.0

hope, happiness, the desire to survive.

0:22.7

But it cannot feel despair, as real humans can,

0:26.5

so the Dementors can't hurt it.

0:29.3

The incantation is this.

0:32.5

Expecto Patronum.

0:35.3

Expecto Patronum.

0:37.4

Harry repeated under his breath. Expecto Patronum. Expecto patronum.

0:38.9

Harry repeated under his breath.

0:40.6

Expecto patronum.

0:43.9

I'm Heather Pricewright.

0:45.2

And I'm Alex Fallenberg.

0:51.1

And first of all, we have to apologize because we did not do an episode last week. We fully intended to, but our muggle lives are almost as full as our

0:57.0

wizarding lives. So apologies. And this week we're going to do kind of a short episode.

1:03.0

We promised in episode 19 that there would be three chapters this week.

1:07.0

But in fact we are only discussing one chapter and that chapter is the Patronus in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ascaband.

1:16.2

So we'll get back on a normal schedule and a normal length as soon as we can.

1:20.6

Just, you know, shit's going down in our lives.

1:23.5

Speaking of shit going down, you're going to hear cursing.

1:26.9

And you're going to hear some spoilers.

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