Ep. 21—Committee for the Disposal of BS Slytherins

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Harry's broomstick feels extra-special this week (heh heh heh). Another Weasley makes an unsound financial decision. The twins throw a mostly straightedge party. Alex reveals just how lame he was in high school. Harry slings some mud. Snape makes some good points. Hermione has serious crazy eyes. This week's chapters: Gryffindor Versus Ravenclaw and Snape's Grudge Next week's chapters: The Quidditch Final and Professor Trelawney's Prediction Newsletter: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

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0:00.0	You're a wizard, Dudley.
0:02.8	Uh, must have got the wrong envelope.
0:05.2	You're a wizard, Harry.
0:06.7	You're listening to The Quilbert Podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club that tries to get it right the first time.
0:12.4	I was asleep, and I heard this ripping noise, and I thought it was in my dream, you know.
0:17.8	But then there was this draft.
0:20.0	I woke up, and one side of the hangings on my bed
0:22.9	had been pulled down. I rolled over and I saw him standing over me like a skeleton with loads of
0:30.9	filthy hair holding this great long knife must have been 12 inches and he looked at me and I looked at him and then I yelled
0:41.4	and he scampant.
0:43.7	I'm Heather Price Wright and I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:47.0	So Warren Beatty and Fade Dunaway totally pulled like an accidental Dumbledore at the Oscars.
0:54.1	Yeah, except that they didn't have the whole hall decorated in La La Land's school colors.
0:59.7	Recent events must be taken into account.
1:03.9	200 points to Moonlight.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:07.9	But unlike in Hogwarts, Moonlight all the way deserved it and didn't win on a series of bizarre technicalities.
1:18.8	Gryffindor totally deserved it. Neville showed that it's hard to stand up to your friends.
1:24.5	Well, this is a debate from and for an earlier episode.
1:30.2	Legitimately, congratulations to Moonlight.
1:32.3	That was one of the best movies ever seen, and I was fucking psyched.
1:35.0	So, cool stuff.
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