Ep. 19—This is Why Harry Can't Have Nice Things

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Everyone's messy in the wizarding world this week. Harry manages some mischief but also learns a horrifying secret. Ron basically just talks about candy? Hermione sees something and says something. Hagrid's pet gets a court date. And, in a true Quibbler first, Dumbledore does something wholly loveable (he trolls Snape).

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0:00.0	Hey Siri, is there a secret passageway from Hogwarts to Hogsmead?
0:07.0	Hmm, let me think. Here's what I found on the web for is there a secret passageway from Hogwarts to Hogsmead.
0:14.1	Oh, we're going to need something way better than that. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Marauders.
0:21.2	Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places.
0:28.8	They glory in decay and despair. Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory
0:36.3	will be sucked out of you.
0:38.5	If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself,
0:45.3	soulless and evil.
0:49.7	I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:51.2	And I'm Alex Dellenberg.
0:52.8	Welcome to the Quibbler podcast.
0:54.7	This week, we are still in Harry Potter and the prisoner of Ascaband.
0:59.1	And the chapters we're reading are the Marauders Map and the Firebolt.
1:03.6	You are going to hear cursing galore and also spoilers in this podcast.
1:09.8	You are also going to hear some adult themes. This week's
1:12.8	adult themes are cartographers, oversharing at the bar, euthanasia, very secret Santas and trisketekaphobia.
1:23.6	Which means? The fear of the number 13. People are afraid of that? A number 13 People are afraid of that
1:28.8	A lot of people are afraid of that
1:30.6	There's no 13th floors in like hotels and shit
1:32.6	Which is just a lie 12 to 14
1:34.5	You're not kidding anybody
1:35.9	The ghosts still know where to go
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