The New York Times, a former newspaper, has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.

So that's one vote for Hillary Clinton, plus everyone who is swayed by the opinion of

the New York Times.

So that's one vote for Hillary Clinton.

The Times endorsement said, quote, yes, Mrs. Clinton lies and lies and lies.

But so do we, and we're nice people, and we went to very good schools too.

And we dress well.

Look at these suits.

Do you think everyone wears suits like these?

No, siree.

Plus, Hillary Clinton has a record of service and pragmatism.

Oops, there we go lying again.

But look at these great suits.

I'm quote, the Times went on to cite Mrs. Clinton's experience in public office, how her

reset with Russia ended the threat from Vladimir Putin's imperial ambitions, how her overthrow

of Moemar Gaddafi in Libya brought greater peace and stability to the Middle East, and

how her planting of candy cane seeds in the marshmallow jungles of South America caused

enough cotton candy trees to grow to feed the entire population of Venezuela, plus the

unicorns.

At the Times dismissed rumors of Mrs. Clinton's bad health saying, quote, reality is not our

beat.

This is the New York Times, unquote.

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