Ep. 18—We Have to Find a Murderer, So Don't Get Pregnant

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Dive into our Pensieve as we lightning-round some minor quibbles, from parchment length to Peeves. Then, Hermione girl-splains pet death, Snape and Lupin get weird, Percy gets authoritarian, Dumbledore makes the Great Hall into a teen sex den, and Harry sees a dog.

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0:00.0	Many animals were harmed in the making of this book, and broomsticks and children.
0:06.7	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for people who read the fine print.
0:12.4	This is our last chance, my last chance to win the Quidditch Cup.
0:17.6	Griffinder hasn't won for seven years now.
0:20.4	Okay, so we've had the worst luck in the world,
0:23.0	but we also know we've got the best ruddy team in the school. We've got three superb chasers.
0:31.7	We've got two unbeatable beaters. And we've got a seeker who has never failed to win us a match. And me.
0:41.7	I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm Alex Dalyberg. Welcome to the Quibbler. Episode 18. We are reading
0:49.2	Flight of the Fat Lady and Grim Defeat in Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azcaban.
0:57.5	Is that how you say it?
0:58.8	Azcaban.
0:59.8	Ascaban.
1:00.5	Ascaban.
1:02.0	Al-Qa-Zam.
1:03.1	As-Kabon.
1:03.8	Oz-Kaban.
1:04.8	As-Kabin, I think.
1:06.3	It's how it's pronounced actually.
1:07.4	It's just ass-cabin.
1:08.2	Just ass-cabin.
1:09.0	Harry Potter and the prisoner of ass cabin.
1:11.6	That's the porn version.
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