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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 18—We Have to Find a Murderer, So Don't Get Pregnant

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Dive into our Pensieve as we lightning-round some minor quibbles, from parchment length to Peeves. Then, Hermione girl-splains pet death, Snape and Lupin get weird, Percy gets authoritarian, Dumbledore makes the Great Hall into a teen sex den, and Harry sees a dog.

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0:00.0

Many animals were harmed in the making of this book, and broomsticks and children.

0:06.7

You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for people who read the fine print.

0:12.4

This is our last chance, my last chance to win the Quidditch Cup.

0:17.6

Griffinder hasn't won for seven years now.

0:20.4

Okay, so we've had the worst luck in the world,

0:23.0

but we also know we've got the best ruddy team in the school. We've got three superb chasers.

0:31.7

We've got two unbeatable beaters. And we've got a seeker who has never failed to win us a match. And me.

0:41.7

I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm Alex Dalyberg. Welcome to the Quibbler. Episode 18. We are reading

0:49.2

Flight of the Fat Lady and Grim Defeat in Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azcaban.

0:57.5

Is that how you say it?

0:58.8

Azcaban.

0:59.8

Ascaban.

1:00.5

Ascaban.

1:02.0

Al-Qa-Zam.

1:03.1

As-Kabon.

1:03.8

Oz-Kaban.

1:04.8

As-Kabin, I think.

1:06.3

It's how it's pronounced actually.

1:07.4

It's just ass-cabin.

1:08.2

Just ass-cabin.

1:09.0

Harry Potter and the prisoner of ass cabin.

1:11.6

That's the porn version.

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