I lie between the sheets and I don't care if I don't have a man have everything I need because I have five fingers on my hand.

My hands are always clean and only smell like things that I have touched.

They don't get jealous and they never try to slip inside my butt.

My fingers take away the stress and sorrow.

They never ask me if I spit or swallow.

Don't make my pussy bleed until tomorrow, so I get off alone.

I like the house to cold.

I like to keep it hot hot cooking I like to eat a lot

scares me where she's driving

and that always causes a bite

I like to fuck in the morning

and I like to fuck at night

sometimes it drives me crazy.

All those things you do.

You're a big fat gentile.

And you're a dirty chew.

Sometimes you are wrong.

Sometimes you're not right.

Lighty bus in the morning.

And I suck sick at night.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Perfect Ten Podcast.

And now your host, Rocky May and Lana Turner.

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