Ep 187: Scoop Ye Hydrogen While Ye May

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

The inexorable march of time catches up to Lt. DeFarge and En. Bobbi, while Corbomite, Lorem, and Rip recapture the lost feelings of youth.

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem

Dan Granata as DeFarge

Chris Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Dr. F'geaux

Rayna Caskey as Ensign Bobbi

Eli Mandel as Jeremy Swanson, Lt. Rip Stipley

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Second City Training Center.
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0:28.0	Defarge?
0:29.4	Wait.
0:30.8	Um, oh boy, I don't know how to say this. Um, Zarlene contacted me with the results of your tests.
0:40.9	You know, I'm not ready for these.
0:42.7	Maybe you should stand up.
0:44.2	Oh, boy.
0:45.8	This is not going to be good.
0:47.6	Uh, okay.
0:48.8	No, maybe that's not good.
0:49.8	You should probably sit back down.
0:51.2	Oh, okay, okay.
0:53.8	Maybe I should stand up.
0:55.2	Would you just say what...
0:57.3	Dufarge, you're dying.
1:05.3	Well, I know that. We're all dying.
1:07.8	I mean, you're, like, super dying.
1:10.6	You're, like, more dying than me.
	...

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