Ep 186: My Dinner with Androids
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2018
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Crick Wines, Dines, and Brings Onlines.
Improvised on October 21, 2017 from a suggestion by Michael Greenhut via Facebook
Sponsored by Overcast, a member of the Chicago Podcast Coop
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvice Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast, a better podcast app than whatever you're using right now, unless it's Overcast. |
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| 0:30.5 | Okay. You know, it really makes you think. |
| 0:31.5 | It does be five. |
| 0:33.9 | It's just us all alone here in the universe. |
| 0:39.2 | The crew and myself and you three robots that I've built to be dinner companions for me. How did we ever get to this point? We were made by Crick. I made you guys because I wanted |
| 0:46.1 | to practice human interaction with some robots. How was your day? You know, it was good. Earlier in the |
| 0:51.8 | day, I had to go to sick bay and I had to talk to Zarlene about getting my flu hypo spray for the year. This does not meet my definition of good. Sick Bay is associated with bad. Yeah. Sometimes you go to Sick Bay just for, like, routine maintenance, though. Sometimes you go there because you're sick and sometimes you go there just because you gotta get a checkup or you know like you've got friends down there and you |
| 1:14.3 | want to talk to them or you got to borrow some stool sample or something you've never talked about |
| 1:18.6 | friends before i suppose i haven't who is your best friend in the crew i don't know if i have a best |
| 1:24.4 | friend in the crew who is your best friend among us, androids? |
| 1:28.3 | Well, I built X5 first, so I have probably the longest relationship with them, so... |
| 1:34.0 | Hmm. Space. |
| 2:03.6 | The final frontier. |
| 2:06.6 | These are the voyages of the Starship Cisypice. |
| 2:11.6 | Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, |
| 2:15.6 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 2:27.5 | You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 2:33.2 | Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn Hayes. |
| 2:36.0 | Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson. |
| 2:38.9 | Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson. |
| 2:42.8 | Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorum. |
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